Total Medals Earned: 71 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,070 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (105/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
Medals Earned: 2/8 (50/375 points)
X marks the spot!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/110 points)
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Shoot those censor boxes!
Find that secret block...
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/150 points)
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Mindchamber survives the battle
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN